Friday, July 29th, 2005 | Author: mistyeiz
My beloved sis sent me this in the mail this morning (Yeah, I know. I get LOADS of stuff in mail box that if i dont clear it out – whatever Yahoo is offering for free now ain’t gonna be enough for moi!) You have heard this a few times but not with my comments, right? 
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1. On the average, 12 newborns will be given tothe wrong parents daily. *Reminds my of that SP case but that was baby-nap.
2. A raisin dropped in a glass of fresh champagnewill bounce up and down continuously from thebottom of the glass to the top. *If I’m bored enough, I’ll sit down and count how many times the raisin can bob up and down like that within an hour. Might even do a thesis on that.
3. Chocolate kills dogs! True, chocolate affects adog’s heart and nervous system. A few ounces is enough to kill a small sized dog. *My dogs eat everthing from dragon heart fruit to garlic, what could chocolate possibly do to them??? O right…..run amok n destroy my garden. YUP, that sound’s about right.
4. Because metal was scarce, the Oscars given outduring World War II were made of wood. *I hope they didn’t have as much white ants as I do at home, or they’d be crying their eyes out!! :p
5. There are no clocks in Las Vegas gambling casinos. *Wonder if its the same in Genting? – Reminds self to check it out next time.
6. The original name for the butterfly was “flutterby”! *Come my lady, Come come my lady, You’re my flutterfly, Sugar baby…..
7. Dentists recommend that a toothbrush be kept at least six feet away from a toilet to avoid air borne particles resulting from the flush. *Damn…. – runs away to measure distance
8. The first owner of the Marlboro company died of lung cancer. *Why is it I’m not suprised?
9. Marilyn Monroe had six toes on one foot. *Ugghhhh…she’s a freak show runaway!!!! Arrrrrgggghhhhhh!!!
10. Adolf Hitler’s mother seriously considered having an abortion but was talked out of it by her doctor. *Someone should have shot that doctor when he said that. Sigh.
11. To escape the grip of a crocodile’s jaws, prick your fingers into its eyeballs. It will let you go instantly. *Hmm…. – takes note and reminds self to send info to the Croc Hunter
12. The most common name in the world is Mohammed. *And I bet at one time, ‘Osama’ reigned numero uno, right?
13. The “pound” (#) key on your keyboard is calledan octothorp. *Octo-what????
14. Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated. *Hmm…..what abt OTHER rubber?
15. “Dreamt” is the only word in the English language that ends in “mt”. *What about ‘prompt’?
16. European women didn’t wear underwear until the1900’s. *I bet men were a LOT happier then.
17. 315 entries in Webster’s 1996 Dictionary were misspelled. *Now we know why ‘prompt’ didn’t exist!! – Shakes head
18. We shed 40 pounds of skin a lifetime. *ONLY 40????
19. When a person shakes their head from side to side, he is saying “yes” in Sri Lanka. *And as in any other Indian community too.
20. It’s against the law in Iceland to have a dog. *Well, hot pee does help melt the ice, don’t it?
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There you have it, boys and girls – you have been EDUCATED. Go forth and spread the knowledge!
Category: Daily Dose
Friday, 29. July 2005
pssst…go learn ad filters? It makes a big difference.
Saturday, 30. July 2005
“Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated. *Hmm…..what abt OTHER rubber?”
erm… i think it’ll be very COOL indeed when its slipped on but i doubt it’ll be better la. i kinda reckon it’ll lose its elasticity so that aint good. hehe…
well u cud alwiz try it out and let us all noe how it went…
Saturday, 30. July 2005
5xmom : ya….need to go do that, SO irrelavant!!! haiyoo…
Saturday, 30. July 2005
shan : hahahaha!!!! i wish i cud help u out with that but i got no reason to even think of it. ;p
Friday, 9. January 2009
I think is is so fun to read stuff like this. I found a website called http://dumbest.info with a lot of information like this. Been on it for 30 mins now and it is so addictive! LOL