This is hard NOT to share!! May it chase away those Monday blues and bring some sunshine & smiles to a brand new week ahead!! O, btw…this could take some time to finish reading!

Jesus’ Dad’s Name

A Sunday school teacher asked her class, “What was Jesus’ mother’s name? ”
One child answered, “Mary.”
The teacher then asked, “Who knows what Jesus’ father’s name was?”
A little kid said, “Verge.”
Confused, the teacher asked, “Where did you get that?”
The kid said, “Well, you know they are always talking about Verge n’ Mary.”

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KIDS IN CHURCH
3-year-old, Reese:
“Our Father, Who does art in heaven, Harold is His name. Amen.”
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A little boy was overheard praying:
“Lord, if you can’t make me a better boy, don’t worry about it.
I’m having a real good time like I am.”
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A Sunday school class was studying the Ten Commandments. They were ready to discuss the last one. The teacher asked if anyone could tell her what it was. Susie raised her hand, stood tall, and quoted, “Thou shall not take the covers off the neighbor’s wife.” (Thou shall not covet your neighbours wife.)
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After the christening of his baby brother in church, Jason sobbed all the way home in the back seat of the car. His father asked him three times what was wrong. Finally, the boy replied, “That preacher said he wanted us brought up in a Christian home, and I wanted to stay with you guys.”
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I had been teaching my three-year old daughter, Caitlin, the Lord’s Prayer for several evenings at bedtime, she would repeat after me the lines from the prayer.
Finally, she decided to go solo. I listened with pride as she carefully enunciated each word right up to the end of the prayer:
“Lead us not into temptation,” she prayed, ” but deliver us some E-mail (evil).
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One particular four-year-old prayed, “And forgive us our trash baskets as we forgive those who put trash in our baskets.” (And forgive us our tresspasses as we forgive those who tresspass against us.)
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A Sunday school teacher asked her children, as they were on the way to church service,
“And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?” One bright little girl replied, “Because people are sleeping.”
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Six-year-old Angie and her four-year-old brother Joel were sitting together in church. Joel giggled, sang, and talked out loud. Finally, his big sister had had enough. “You’re not supposed to talk out loud in church.”
“Why? Who’s going to stop me?” Joel asked.
Angie pointed to the back of the church and said, “See those two men standing by the door?
They’re hushers.” (Ushers)
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A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, Kevin, 5 and Ryan 3. The boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake. Their mother saw the opportunity for a moral lesson.
“If Jesus were sitting here, He would s ay, ‘Let my brother have the first pancake, I can wait.’”
Kevin turned to his younger brother and said, “Ryan, you be Jesus!”
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A father was at the beach with his children. When the four-year-old son ran up to him, grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore where a seagull lay dead in the sand. “Daddy, what happened to him?” the son asked. “He died and went to Heaven,” the Dad replied.

The boy thought a moment and then said, “Did God throw him back down?” ~ Reminded me of the beginning of a Mr. Bean episode where he gets ‘thrown’ down from above and placed in a spot light. My cousin used to cry everytime she saw this coz she felt pity for him that God didn’t want him anymore and threw him away/down.
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Only JESUS can turn :
…….a MESS into a MESSage
…….a TEST into a TESTimony
…….a TRIal into a TRIumph
…….a VICTim into a VICTor

Have a blessed week ahead!

Ppssttt……Have you been a good boy/girl? Santa’s been watching you….