The grass is always green on my side.

The snake and the bunny rabbit

Once upon a time, in a nice little forest, there lived an orphaned bunny and an orphaned snake. By a surprising coincidence, both were blind from birth.

One day, the bunny was hopping through the forest, and the snake was slithering through the forest, when the bunny tripped over the snake and fell down. This, of course, knocked the snake about quite a bit. “Oh, my,” said the bunny, “I’m terribly sorry. I didn’t mean to hurt you. I’ve been blind since birth, so, I can’t see where I’m going. In fact, since I’m also an orphan, I don’t even know what I am.”

It’s quite ok,” replied the snake. “Actually, my story is as yours. I too have been blind since birth, and also never knew my mother. Tell you what, maybe I could slither all over you, and work out what you are so at least you’ll have that going for you.”

“Oh, that would be wonderful” replied the bunny. So the snake slithered all over the bunny, and said, “Well, you’re covered with soft fur, you have really long ears, your nose twitches, and you have a soft cottony tail. I’d say that you must be a bunny rabbit.”

“Oh, thank you, thank you,” cried the bunny, in obvious excitement. The bunny suggested to the snake, “Maybe I could feel you all over with my paw, and help you the same way that you’ve helped me.” So the bunny felt the snake all over, and remarked, “Well, you’re smooth and slippery, and you have a forked tongue, no backbone and no balls…..I’d say you must be either a team leader, supervisor or possibly someone in senior management.”

Kwang…kwang….kwang….:w00t: I dare you to send this to your boss!! :devil: [Someone sent me this in the email but forgot who but thanks anyway.]

3 Comments so far »

  1. by simple american, on February 21 2007 @ 9:22 am

     

    Thats so funny. I’m not sure my boss would be amused. Would be a great lawyer joke too. :silly:

  2. by Dabido (Teflon), on February 21 2007 @ 3:10 pm

     

    I don’t know why that’s funny. It is UPPER MANAGEMENT! :alien: Infact, they’d probably ask how you knoew as it’s calssified information that they’re like that! :-) :silly:

    [Yeah, I'm just kidding! It is funny!] :-) :face:

  3. by Lao Chen, on February 22 2007 @ 3:16 pm

     

    LOL, that was a complete surprise. I was expecting some sort of fable about the rabbit being tricked, whereby the snake slithered all around it in coils, then tightening the coils till the rabbit died of asphyxiation. Then eating the rabbit.

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