Got this off Dabido who got it off a friend on MySpace. It an Adult Survey - so here’s your chance to get down and dirty. At least try to be honest lar, I know there are many ‘angels’ out there, I *may* be one too!
1) Ever been to a strip club?
Can you believe I have not?! I can’t believe it either and to think I was in Amsterdam too. Cis!!
2) Ever been to a bar?
Yes
3) Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?
No - I’m too self-conscious to be kicked out of a club.
4) Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere?
NEVER!! I’m always the most sober in the group that people can’t believe it. Heh. I have a reputation to maintain ok? *ahem*
5) Kissed someone of the same sex as you?
Not a lip to lip one but kissing on the cheeks are kind of normal.
6) Thrown up from drinking too much?
Yea, once….that’s why I hate Tequila. Thinking about it automatically brings bad memories and the stench of thrown-up char koay teow and kerang plastered on the walls of my hostel. Bluergh!
7) Had sex in a car?
No - I think I’m not flexible enough lar.
Had sex in a park?
No - I’m not that much of an exhibitionist nor a voyuer.
9) Had sex in a cinema?
No - I’m as boring as Dabido!
10) Had sex in a bathroom?
Not yet, haven’t figured out who goes where!!
11) Had sex at work?
Oooooo…..no.
12) Have you ever been in an “adult” store?
Yup…errmm, not really la. Ted wont let me in, he’s afraid I might run the card out!*evil grin*
13) Bought something from an “adult” store?
Someday soon….heh. *a more evil grin*
14) Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
Yes, but I was blinded by this huge crush I had one him but it has since died and buried more than 6 ft under. Plus the fact that he’s lost ‘it’. Saw him recently and I was like, ‘Egad!!! What was I thinking?!?!?!’ *rolls eyes*
15) Have you ever had a threesome?
Nup - I never share my man. *stands with arms akimbo*
16) Are your breasts real?
Yes?
17) Have you ever kissed a stranger?
Hehehehe…..I’ll leave this one for now. *gives cheeky grin*
18) Does anyone have naughty pics of you?
*Someone* has LOADS of mental naughty n cheeky pictures of me!!
19) Ever had oral sex in a nightclub?
See #8….siao arr??
20) Ever had sex with someone you met through Myspace?
I dont even HAVE MySpace…literally. It’s been taken up.
21) Who, on your friends list, will complete this survey?
I think those like-minded as myself say…..Hedo, Luxferi [SOMEONE got new domain liow so have to break the seal] and maybe Merv? Oooo…I’m sure BeerBrat’s got lots to share too!!
Ppssttt…Pelf, I’ll do you, if you do me. Heh.
by HORNY ANG MOH, on April 30 2007 @ 3:13 pm
Woah nice & hornest answer!! Have a nice day & enjoy ur holiday tomorrow.
by pelf, on April 30 2007 @ 3:53 pm
Wei, “I do you, you do me”, I think it sounds yucky la..
OK, I’ll do this, you’re lucky I’m sporty today, muahhaha.. Aiya, no problem!
(I hope BengBeng and Cindy don’t read this, because I owe them one!)
by Yvy, on April 30 2007 @ 4:17 pm
pelf : it’s MEANT to be yucky/cheeky lar since i’m in a cheeky mood! :tongue:
horny : hahaha!! wei, consider urself tagged arr….forgot that u are a sife leh! :kowtow:
by plink, on April 30 2007 @ 8:01 pm
Teacher, teacher! What is adult store? :hehe:
by Aida, on April 30 2007 @ 10:36 pm
wah this is interesting, i too cannot understand the sex in public. u know we got adult tv here and one show they were filming all this people grabbing genitals, rubbing lah in public you can see the cars behind you. it was on the beach in florida and you can see other ppl in the background….sheeshhh
by Irene, on May 1 2007 @ 1:08 am
ARGH so this is the source of that horrible horrible meme aiyeeeeeeeeeeeeeee…
by may, on May 1 2007 @ 7:51 am
you sure you’re not flexible enough for a car ah? that’s why neet MPV loh… *teehee* *cabut*
by Wuching, on May 1 2007 @ 8:17 am
potong stim nia..you’re not very adventurous, wouldn’t have sex anywhere but the bedroom hor! :applause:
by Dabido (Teflon), on May 1 2007 @ 10:07 am
Yvyv -for sex in the bathroom, you can either try it in the bath or do it standing up in the shower. If you try the bath, then is like a bed … except you can drown. So be careful in the bathtub!
by mervkwok, on May 2 2007 @ 10:02 pm
Arrr!!! After a whole week of being to busy to read any blogs, I come online to see this! Do this I shall hehe
by Yvy, on May 3 2007 @ 8:17 am
merv : hahaha!! i had a feeling that this was one meme you wouldn’t miss out on. :tongue:
dabido : Ooooo….nice tip. sadly i need to get a bath first before i drown try these out in the tub! :smug:
wuching : sifu…u no give me idea mar! :nerd:
may : yalor….need to get more flexible - dunno how some ppl can make full use of kancils and porches!! :laughing:
irene : :angel:
aida : maybe that’s why most voyuers come from there!! lol very daring wan lor….
plink : dun know, dun worry - lucky u ask, if not sesat jalan. it’s ok, come see me, i take u go jalan2 there, ok? :devil:
by luxferi, on May 31 2007 @ 7:07 pm
*lol* wei… you didn’t tell me one ar?! Now basi already then I found it. *lol* OK I’d done it. And I have no one to tag because the only person I know I would tag is you!
You and I share that same newlywed stuff mar… 