The grass is always green on my side.

An oldie but a goldie

A man called home to his wife and said, ‘Darling , I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada  with my boss & several of his friends. We’ll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I’ve been wanting, so could you please pack enough clothes for a week and set out my rod and fishing box? We’re leaving from the office & I will swing by the house to pick my things up.’

‘Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pyjamas too.’ The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did exactly what her husband asked. The following weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good. The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish? He said, ‘Yes! Lots of salmons, some bluegills, and a few swordfishes. But why didn’t you pack my new blue silk pyjamas like I asked you to to?’

The wife replied, ‘I did, dear. They’re in your fishing box!’ ………………..

Lesson of the day : Never lie to your wife.

2 Comments so far »

  1. by Wuching, on October 1 2008 @ 11:23 am

     

    so cleber wife hor, no more next time lor

    Wuching’s last blog post..Uncle Wuching shows you how

  2. by mistyeiz, on October 2 2008 @ 4:14 pm

     

    hahaha, correct!! ;)

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A daughter, sister, wife, mother and a good friend if you are one too. Nerdy on the outside, kinky on the inside. Has a soft spot for animals and a craze for body art. Stays connected to the rest of the world by blogging, snail mailing to selected friends and postcard swapping.

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