Little Cozy Corner

Got this off Dabido who got it off a friend on MySpace. It an Adult Survey - so here’s your chance to get down and dirty. At least try to be honest lar, I know there are many ‘angels’ out there, I *may* be one too! 

1) Ever been to a strip club?
Can you believe I have not?! I can’t believe it either and to think I was in Amsterdam too. Cis!!

2) Ever been to a bar?
Yes

3) Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?
No - I’m too self-conscious to be kicked out of a club.

4) Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere?
NEVER!! I’m always the most sober in the group that people can’t believe it. Heh. I have a reputation to maintain ok? *ahem*

5) Kissed someone of the same sex as you?
Not a lip to lip one but kissing on the cheeks are kind of normal.

6) Thrown up from drinking too much?
Yea, once….that’s why I hate Tequila. Thinking about it automatically brings bad memories and the stench of thrown-up char koay teow and kerang plastered on the walls of my hostel. Bluergh!

7) Had sex in a car?
No - I think I’m not flexible enough lar.

Had sex in a park?
No - I’m not that much of an exhibitionist nor a voyuer.

9) Had sex in a cinema?
No - I’m as boring as Dabido!

10) Had sex in a bathroom?
Not yet, haven’t figured out who goes where!!

11) Had sex at work?
Oooooo…..no.

12) Have you ever been in an “adult” store?
Yup…errmm, not really la. Ted wont let me in, he’s afraid I might run the card out!*evil grin*

13) Bought something from an “adult” store?
Someday soon….heh. *a more evil grin*

14) Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
Yes, but I was blinded by this huge crush I had one him but it has since died and buried more than 6 ft under. Plus the fact that he’s lost ‘it’. Saw him recently and I was like, ‘Egad!!! What was I thinking?!?!?!’ *rolls eyes*

15) Have you ever had a threesome?
Nup - I never share my man. *stands with arms akimbo*

16) Are your breasts real?
Yes?

17) Have you ever kissed a stranger?
Hehehehe…..I’ll leave this one for now. *gives cheeky grin*

18) Does anyone have naughty pics of you?
*Someone* has LOADS of mental naughty n cheeky pictures of me!!

19) Ever had oral sex in a nightclub?
See #8….siao arr??

20) Ever had sex with someone you met through Myspace?
I dont even HAVE MySpace…literally. It’s been taken up.

21) Who, on your friends list, will complete this survey?
I think those like-minded as myself say…..Hedo, Luxferi [SOMEONE got new domain liow so have to break the seal] and maybe Merv? Oooo…I’m sure BeerBrat’s got lots to share too!!

Ppssttt…Pelf, I’ll do you, if you do me. Heh.

Now tis the time to payback all the memes I owe coz it’s way, way, WAY long overdue.Thsi took almost all day and some of my night time to finish. I’m done for awhile!

The movie tag from SG

[This is an exception - I found this interesting and a walk down memory lane. Heh.]

1. Name a movie that you have seen more than 10 times.
That’s just silly!! I’ve never watched ANY movie more than 10 times coz I think that’s way too extreme but if you ask me what movie I’d watch for 10 times, Seven or Saw would win hands down.

2. Name a movie that you’ve seen multiple times in the theater.
Haven’t done this either - wasting money lor!!

3. Name an actor that would make you more inclined to see a movie.
VIN DIESEL!!!! As always….

4. Name an actor that would make you less likely to see a movie.
Leonardo DiCaprio *Strategically builds up walls to defend self against rotten tomatoes and eggs*

5. Name a movie that you can and do quote from.

• You jump, I jump. - If you don’t know what movie, please feel free jump off any bridge or boat or ship.
• Another favourite of mine is, ‘I’ll be bach’. No, that is not a typo.

6. Name a movie musical that you know all of the lyrics to all of the songs.
All arr?? Have to agree with SG - it’s got to be The Sound of Music

7. Name a movie that you have been known to sing along with.
Sadly, at one point and even now, I find myself subconsciously singing along to Titanic’s theme song, My Heart Will Go On. It got overplayed so bad that I got literally sick of it.

8. Name a movie that you would recommend everyone see.
Can I name a few??? Seven, Saw and The Illusionist.

9. Name a movie that you own.
So many lar!! But the only ori one I have is in CD form [back in the day lar] is Seven. *shy shy*

10. Name an actor that launched his/her entertainment career in another medium but who has surprised you with his/her acting chops.
I guess it has to be Mr. Bean [I even forgot his real name!!] coz I didn’t think his popularity would last long enough for him to make a few movies! Then again, I absolutely love ‘The Black Adder’!! Simply hilarious…..

11. Have you ever seen a movie in a drive-in? If so, what?
Not yet but I plan to coz there’s one nearby where I live in Oz.

12. Ever made out inside a theater?
Yes? But only coz it was a really, really boring movie….heh.:blush:

13. Name a movie that you keep meaning to see but just haven’t yet gotten around to it.
300!!!! Aiyoo….heard so much about but no one to go with!!

14. Ever walked out of a movie?
No, but I did fall asleep 3/4 through Matrix 3. Sshhh….Ted was not amused. Got lost in the movie lar…

15. Name a movie that made you cry in the theater.
Blardy Titanic lar! The bit where the ship was beginning to sink, and they were showing an old couple holding on to each for dear life and the string quartet playing ‘Nearer My God To Thee’. How appropriate I must admit.

16. What’s the last movie you saw in the theater?
Illusionist

17. What’s your favorite/preferred genre of movie?
Bloody GORE!!!

18. What’s the first movie you remember seeing in the theater?
Omg…this was eons ago but I think it was Dawn Of The Mummy (1981). It gave me nightmares for years coz I was so afraid that a mummified hand would grab my leg from under the bed! Unil today, I sleep with my blanket tucked beneath my feet all thanks to Daddy. Bah!

19. What’s the one movie you wished you never watched?
Some B-grade dahsyat movie called ‘The Zodiac Killer’. It’s beyond my explaination - all I know is I got scammed!

20. What is the weirdest movie you enjoyed?
I can’t think of any really….

21. What is the scariest movie you’ve seen?
As a kid, it was that Mummy movie and Omen [That's why I'm not a fan of the name 'Damien'.] But now, eerie is word to use and it’s got to be The Grudge but not the English version, the original one which is in Korean I think. Either way, any Asian spirit/ghost movies gives me the heebeegeebies.

22. What is the funniest movie you’ve seen?
Any comedy with Martin Lawrence in it - gawd that guy cracks me up. Looking at him cracks me up!

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4 x 4 Meme from Sming

I think I’ve done this before leh but I’m too lazy to search it up so that I can pass this over. I’m in a relatively good mood, so here goes :

Four things many don’t know:

• I hate picking up/cleaning up other people’s crap. Then again, I’m very sure I don’t stand alone on this.
• I’m addicted to tattoos/pain but can’t bear to see other people in pain.I’d make a lousy nurse!
• I’m scared of the dentist!
• I hate hospitals

Four movies I can watch over and over:

• Seven
• Name Of The Rose
• Saw Trilogy
• Lord of The Rings

Four places I have lived:

• Kluang, Johor
• Kulim, Kedah
• Sydney, Australia
• And one day, hopefully, Stein in Holland - a great place to retire to. Heh.

Four TV shows I love:

• All 3 CSIs but my fav is still CSI original mya
• House
• Heroes
• Miami Ink

Four places I have been on vacation:

• Holland
• Paris
• London
• Singapore

Four of my favourite foods: ( not in any orders)

• Anything with meat in it
• Anything with cheese in it
• Anything with mushrooms in it
• Roticanaitehtarikebikocharhorfunikanbakarmuttoncurrycutletsfish&chipsetc.

Four places I’d rather be:

• At home chatting with Mum
• At other home teasing Ted
• At Sha’s condo so we can hang out
• Any place other than my office

Currently listening to songs:

• Nothing playing on the radio or pc

Four other people who will be tagged:
I tag no one but if you’re interested, please feel free to tag yourself.

Heh.
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Meme Machine - by Ashish

Ashish’s memes are ALWAYS tough and mind-boggling but here goes anyway :

1. If you were given a choice to choose one Linux distribution, which one would it be? [You HAVE to choose one. No backing out!]
I seriously have NO idea, Ash…really.

2. What is the name of Arnold Vosloo’s [Imhotep] romantic muse in the film’s the Mummy and the Mummy Returns?
Anck Su Namun?

3. Who is Osiris?
Some Egyptian god I think

4. Who is the Norse God of Mischief?
LOKI!!!

5. What were the unique type of boats built by Yi Sun-sin used to win the battle of Noryang?
No idea….

6. Name and describe at least 3 native American tribes.

• Babine
• Cabanapo
• Catawba

7. Who was El Cid Campeador?
No idea

8. Which is the site of the first Commercial Oil Well?
I dunno lar….

9. Name two of Alexandre Dumas,pere’s most famous works.

• The Count of Monte Cristo
• The Three Musketeers

10. What is the name of Hardy Boys Digest no. 127?
No idea coz I’m too lazy to Google them up as I did with the rest. Heh.

I tag - NO ONE!! You may all rest in peace.

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Arth’s Weird Tag

The meme requires me to write 6 weird things about myself and tag another 6 unlucky eligible people whom I think are much weirder than I am.

• I love gore and blood and all but I hate war movies. I think they are too gruesome and cruel. Don’t ask me to explain, it’s just the way I see it.
• I can only sleep properly in total darkness with a pillow over my face. No, I don’t get suffocated.
• I have to have my blanket tucked underneath my feet if I’m using one. [Refer to why in one of the memes above]
• I’m fussy about toilets - I always wash the toilet bowl cover before using it.
• I love listening to foreign music although I have no idea what the heck they are singing about.
• I have to *censored* Ted’s *censored* before bed. It’s become a ritual. Heh.

Since this is a rather unique tag and I’m kaypoh to see how weird people can be, I’m tagging :

1. Cindy
2. Midnight Lily
3. Two Crazy Dogs
4. Consuela
5. Dabido
6. Winn

Fuhyooo….finally finished la. It’s now 11pm. I started this morning…..then continued at home. I.AM.FINISHED. :whew:

Won’t deny it but if this is going to boost my PR rank - so be it! Yes, my kiasu-nism is rearing its ugly head but tis the truth. No need to hide it lor. Omg, this reminds me that I have 2 memes to complete!! Sming’s which was eons ago and Ashish’s which was not too long ago - aiyo!! Sorry…soon, soon….PROMISE!!!

**Instruction**

Write a post, and copy and paste my list from below into it. Make sure the links are active and correct. If your blog is on that list, remove it because your post isn’t about self-promotion. Don’t worry, because if your name is on mine, it’s on others and will spread. Add your favourite deserving blogs to the top of the list (not compulsory). Publish the post. People will notice the incoming links, and hopefully write their own z-list posts. The result will be that we all get more links pointing to our blogs, and more readers - got to be good!

Key Points
1) Create a new post on your blog.
2) Copy and Paste the entire list of blog links below
3) Add any blogs that you want to include near the top of the list. (Optional)
4) Include the blog where you first got the list from, on the list in your post.
5) Do not include your own blog links on the list in your post.
6) Make sure that all links are copied intact.
7) Publish the Post.

My add ons :

MervKwok

Aida

Pelf

Chiwi

Che-Cheh

**Don’t break the chain arr!!** :happy:

Originals:

Simple American

eastcoastlifeA Journey Called Life

Dead Boredom Seeking Freedom

maverick
fishtail
lynnee
Lucia
Doris
Lillian
Ainee
Anonymous
Adam
Toil
Ah Pek
Blank Canvas
Home Office Women
Shoppingmum
PabloPabla’s Whatever
Blueapron
Make$ Money$
Owen of Ugh
Jules is Utterly Geek
Internet. Serious Business
The Sabahan
Critical Thoughts
Blog-Op
Carols Vault
Blog About Your Blog
Monetize Your Blog
Cosmin PTR
Make Money On The Net
Successful Online Money Making
Turn One Pound Into One Million$
Work at Home Blog
Blogging For Beginners
How to earn money online?
Dosh Dosh
Money Money Money
Money Making Quest
Connected Internet
Mike’s Money Making Mission
Time to Budget
Can I Make Big Money Online
Blogtrepreneur
Flee the Cube
Blogging Secret
Blogging to Fame
Million Dollar Experiment heads Down Under
Quest to make money on the internet
Kumiko’s Cash Quest
Calico Monkey
Internet Bazaar
Shotgun Marketing Blog
BrandSizzle
bizsolutionsplus
Customers Rock!
Being Peter Kim
Pow! Right Between The Eyes!
Billions With Zero Knowledge
Working at Home on the Internet
MapleLeaf 2.0
Two Hat Marketing
darrenbarefoot.com
The Emerging Brand
The Branding Blog
CrapHammer
Drew’s Marketing Minute
Golden Practices
Viaspire
Tell Ten Friends
Flooring the Consumer
Kinetic Ideas
Unconventional Thinking
Buzzoodle
NewsPaperGrl
The Copywriting Maven
Hee-Haw Marketing
Scott Burkett’s Pothole on the Infobahn
Multi-Cult Classics
Logic + Emotion
Branding & Marketing
Popcorn n Roses
On Influence & Automation
Bullshitobserver
Servant of Chaos
converstations
eSoup
Presentation Zen
Dmitry Linkov
aialone
John Wagner
Nick Rice
CKs Blog
Design Sojourn
Frozen Puck
The Sartorialist
Small Surfaces
Africa Unchained
Perspective
gDiapers
Marketing Nirvana
Bob Sutton
¡Hola! Oi! Hi!
Shut Up and Drink the Kool-Aid!
Women, Art, Life: Weaving It All Together
Community Guy
Social Media on the fly

Ash tagged me with this once upon a time while my net was flatline for a few weeks and since I hardly [almost never] turn down any tags…..off I go on this insane journey of trying to keep this as sane as possible. Dont say I didnt try nor warn you…. 

1. If Britney Spears would be made Queen of the world and she ordered you to wear Frocks in public, would you? Why?
I’d wear it if she’d be such a pain in the ass which is highly unlikely which also means that I wont ever need to wear a frock ever in public. But I hear that French maid uniforms is another story all together. :devil:

2. Ronald Weasley goes on vacation. Harry has given an ad in the local newspaper for a new RON, would you apply? 
Hell yes!!! Erm….who’s Ronald Weasley?

3. Why do mice like cheese?
They do??

4. Explain the theory of relativity in detail.
Waaa? :quizzical:

5. Why are Orangutan’s red?
Coz if they were black they’d either be called chimps or baboons or gorillas.

6. Are people stupid?
Always…even when they think they aint which makes things even worst!

7. Is pizza better than a burger or is a Royal Chinese Duck better than a pizza?
Gelatos are the BEST!!!

8. When will I conquer the world and will you help me to?
You will never conquer it coz I already have….! lol :tongue:

9. What would you want to be among these - Stripper, Osama’s personal Slave or Dictator of Antartica?
What about being Osama’s personal slave who strips all the time in the disguise of the Dictator of Antartica? :silly:

10. Am I out of my mind?
Yes….coz I actually finished this tag. :doh:

RULES: Ten Stupid Question Meme

1. Place a copy of the rules with the not not a meme [Done!]
2. Answer the ten stupid questions of whoever tagged you [Done!]
3. Write ten stupid questions for others to answer [Doing]
4. Tag three people [Coming up next!]

Now, for my 10 questions :

1. If Ray Romano and Homer Simpson were the 2 last men on earth - who would you pick to be your husband and why?

3. How many caterpillars would it take to build an elephant?

4. Why is rice?

5. How long does it take for a centipede to count its legs?

6. Snoo?

7. If Dr. Suess made up all his words, why are we making children read him?

8. Why me?

9. Why you?

10. Do you think it’s tough coming up with 10 stupids questions?

The 3 victims are :

1. Luxferi

2. Sming

3. Aida

Ash, I hope you’re happy now….I’ve lost millions of brain-cells raking up such questions. I’m tired….and it’s time for dinner!!! :drool:

 

Sorry, I dont have any sneak peaks nor pix of Ang Lee’s latest movie ‘Lust, Caution’ [Se Jie in Mandarin] but I just wanted to answer SG’s question. Ang Lee spent about 2 weeks or more in Malaysia shooting his latest production. He and his crew were mainly in Ipoh and Penang and that was when I bumped into the massive jam. I believe he’s already left for HK to continue the filming.

There isn’t much talk about this movie yet except that “Lust, Caution,” is an espionage thriller set in WWII-era Shanghai. Among the stars are Chih-ying Chu, Tony Leung, Lee-Hom Wang and also Joan Chen if I’m not mistaken.

Well, SG…hope that answered your question. :battlingeyelashes:

I suddenly realise that I owe someone a meme! :suprised: :doh: Sorry it took so long Plinky, but here is it now.

Six random things about moi.

1. I’m very observant so don’t think I didn’t notice that new pimple on your forehead and what you wore lastweek when I met you for teh tarik.

2. I have a photographic memory ~ even if I don’t know who you are, I can still recognise you if I met you at another place, at another time.

3. I’m an attention seeker!!! :devil: So show me some luuuuurve….:angel:

4. Blood and gore don’t scare me but seeing people in pain get me all faint and floozy.

5. Sometimes I’m a ‘Kancil’ on the road [small and timid] other times, Ted will say his prayers out loud. :smug:

6. I never turn memes away. No matter how lame some of them can get! :silly:

Now, tis my turn to strike….[dunno if many have done this or not but here goes anyway] :

1. Lux [another kawan who's never turned a meme away]
2. Vien
3. Sming
4. Ash
5. Chiwi
6. Mama Bok

I have 2 memes which are LONG overdue so I thought this would be the best time to get it over and done with. One is from Lucia and the other from Lilian.

I”m going to do Lucia’s one first coz that seems a lot tougher…so here goes :

1) Name 5 people who are currently on your current list of “most favourite blog mates”.
Ok, I’m assuming that this means bloggers whom you’ve met face to face and have somehow bonded or simply just bonded with right? My best blog mates are…..*drumroll*

Bunnywunny - my Engrish teacher
Anjali - the travelogue expert
Luxferi - my S&M twin sister
Hedo - my ever willing pig-out buddy [pun intended]
Cmos - blurest sotong [squid] ever!

2) Name 5 types of people who :

• Irk [irritates or annoys] you
  ~ kids with squeaky shoes
  ~ parents who have no common sense to keep an eye on their hyper-active children
  ~ assholes who keep their highlights on while driving at night [Hello, I'm already blind enough...don't make it any worst!]

• Amaze you
  ~ bloggers who never run out of topics to write about
  ~ people who have that special eye for photography, anything they take looks damn good. [Points at Visi, Anjali, Lilian & Frank!] Something which I do not have. *sigh*
  ~ single parents and how they are able to be so strong and independant for their family

• Amuse you
  ~ *some* kids when when left alone with animals, ice cream or talcum powder
  ~ watching my pups play hide and seek
  ~ sit aside while throngs of Malaysians come up with ridiculous records to make and continuously break so they can enter Malaysian Book of Records

• Disgust you
  ~ people who are hypocrites
  ~ people who are too full of themselves but think that they are down to earth and humble
  ~ backstabbers
  ~ people who flick their booger in public!

3) Name 5 hot male/female celebrities.
~ VIN DIESEL!!!!
~ Sean Connery
~ This guy, whoever he is…celebrity or not, I WANT!!!! :drool:

~ Hugh Jackman
~ Angelina Jolie da bomb!

4) Name 5 things you are passionate about.
~ tattoos
~ food
~ my blog
~ collecting postcards & fridge magnets
~ making and keeping friendships

5) Name 5 blogs that you love reading. [In no particular order]
~ Wuching
~ Hedonistic Anonymous
~ Damn Dirty Angel
~ Bunnywunny
~ LB

But actually I have many more that are my favuorites, they are listed on my ‘I stalk thee’ list but since I had to choose only 5, only 5 lor….

Next up…..Lilian’s Handbag Meme. This one is very the memalukan [embarassing] mya meme….*sigh*

1. What’s the regular handbag that you carry?

A beige handbag I carry almost everywhere I go.

2. What’s inside?

My contents are not as interesting as Lilian’s, I’ve only got the most necessary items in my bag. Even then, my mum says I carry too much. Not sure what she would say if she saw Lilian’s handbag! :tongue:

Inside :
1. Slim black purse [IC/driving license/money/name cards/Organ donation card/Blood type card]
2. Eye-drops in case my contact lenses get dry
3. Comb/mirror/1 lipstick/1 lip-gloss [Don't need mascara and eye-brow pencil. I've been blessed with a pair of eye-lashes and eye-brows that don't need any drawing on. :smug:
4. Empty ang pow packets for those just-in-case emergencies
5. Tissue paper ~ never leave home without it!
6. My note book with personal info in
7. Another note book to jot down anything that comes to mind ~ for blogging and taking down notes purposes
8. My handphone which I forgot to take a pix of together with the other stuff
9. My girly stuff [hidden lar...don't tell me you want to see my pads!!]

I’m tagging Hedo [the handbag crazy woman] and Luxferi coz I know she’s just gonna love this coz she’s not been doing any meme’s lately.